MySpace Losers

From: Donnie
Date: Jun 19, 2006 10:15 PM
Subject: Hello from Kentucky
Body: Hi , Thank you for adding me to your friend list. I find you to be such a pure and natural beauty. Your are truely very beautiful and just from your smile in this photo i can tell you are a great person and i bet alot of fun to be around. Dont ever lose that smile..write back soon. love to get to know you better and become better friends with you.. Donnie @--))--))------

Lovely. I was just about to trash this message when I saw the picture.. such a pure and natural beauty... the mullet that is :)

From: alex
Date: Jun 24, 2006 1:54 PM
Subject: hi
Body: hey hows everything im here bored i want to know um u love sports but do u like sex by any chance im just asking and if i affended u by what i said then im sorry but u got to know that everyone likes sex cuz it feels good but like i said im just asking cuz i know if u have sex wit someone u sweat and thats good cuz u burn calories but it also feels real good but let me know any way

Another creep!

From: ash
Date: Jun 30, 2006 10:19 AM
Subject: Watch out for mouse traps pikachu?!?!?
Body: i'm a struggling pokemon master, and u decided to be my friend on this long journey, i agreed.
NOW, take its ur turn to LEAVE COMMENTS on how GREAt POKEMON ARE
show pikachu some LUV

Goooooooo Pikachu!

Here is Jerry: a 37 year old single man of faith (faith, which is his life he says yet his profile is riddled with less then faithful women). He messaged the profile quite a few times.

From: jerry
Date: Jun 9, 2006 2:19 PM
I have tried many times to talk to you when i saw you online, but i have no sucess. I hope you are well and i would really love to get to know you, after all you are the one who made a friend request to me.
Jerry

At this point I just told jerry "I've been busy", hopefully the deluge of messages will cease.

From: jerry Date: Jun 9, 2006 2:34 PM Thats ok, hope i haven't been to pushy. You said you have been busy with work. What do you do? Me I work at Liberty medical supply. I would love to get together with you, maybe drinks or dinner somewhere . You can either Email me back here or if you want we can exchange phone numbers so we can talk. I really look forward to getting to know you. Jerry

So a couple "Hi" messages are pushy, asking for drinks and a phone number isn't? Odd.

From: Gary
Date: Jul 22, 2006 2:11 PM
Subject: Hey There
Body: Hi, I just wanted to tell you it's so nice looking at your pic! You are very hot, i wish i had more of your pics to check out, I just wanted to tell you how hot looking you are, you probley already no this but i would like to here back from you when you get this Thx Gary

From: B.T.A. RED
Date: Jun 16, 2006 3:37 PM
Subject: No Subject
Body: will u send me some pics of u naked

Who didn't see this one coming?

From: jacob
Date: Jun 18, 2006 12:07 PM
Subject: No Subject
Body: I want to be more than just your friend. I want to eat your pussy every day on cam and make us both some money. Would u like to make a porn career start with me?

Well then. There's not a whole lot to say for this one, this may help:

From: jacob
Date: Jun 21, 2006 6:30 PM
Subject: No Subject
Body: Talk to me sweety, tell me where abouts u are and what u are looking for and if u can get me into the porn bness

From: derrik
Date: Jun 17, 2006 11:00 PM
Subject: No Subject
Body: yo i dont know how many timez i said thiz ..lol... but precitae tha ivet im kinda drunk right now so my bad bout spellin n shot

Ahem... drunk messaging from a Georgian wigger - rarest of the rare!

From: Noahbr> Date: Jul 19, 2006 6:22 PM
Subject: HEY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!br> Body: YOU ARE SO HOT!!!!!!!!! WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?????????????? I AM A SWEET PERSON, NICE LOOKING!!!!!!!!!

From: Alexander
Date: Jun 16, 2006 12:38 PM
Subject: I don't get it
Body: So, are you a camgirl or are you gonna link me to a porn site or what?

I think this guy is catching on!

From: CiT
Date: Jun 14, 2006 10:13 AM
Subject: No Subject
Body: why the fuck you friend request me..... your site dosent look like some random porn shit.... do i know you?

Like the last guy, this guy must have gotten one too many requests by fakes. Quite a hostile fellar with weird logic: Girl friend requests me, profile doesn't look like typical cam/porn-pushing-profile, let's bitch!

From: David
Date: Jun 18, 2006 4:30 PM
Subject: yo
Body: yo who this becuz u look familiar but cant think of it off the top of my head but get abck at me if u wanna peazez, Heavy D

It's interesting to see how quite a few people think the girl in the profile looks familiar.

From: aaron
Date: Jun 18, 2006 4:46 PM
Subject: No Subject
Body: your such a loser u hjust ask any to be your friend to see how many ""friends "" u can get to feel good dont you??? what a fuck u are

I should have kept the rest of this guys messages. People get all fired up over nothing :)

From: Squirrely
Date: Jun 13, 2006 3:14 PM
Subject: No Subject
Body: hey wats up thanks for the request i aint on here much so if you want to chat jus give me a shout on my cell its 337 ### #### well hope to hear from you later

Quite the trustworthy guy handing out information to completely random strangers on the internet.

From: Marty Fresh
Date: Jun 24, 2006 9:22 AM
Subject: No Subject
Body: i want 2 see you n person,call 904 3##-4###

Even more phone numbers!

From: william
Date: Jun 19, 2006 8:44 AM
Subject: hi goddes
Body: hi sweetie
how r u doin i jope good
i like your are very beautiful i like to get to know u better u look so nice and sweet in your pic im from pa and im single i like to hear from u when u have the time to chat to me honey

Another old creepy guy with only strippers and porn-pushing fakes as friends. This one looks like an ex con!

From: trey
Date: Jun 19, 2006 8:16 AM
Subject: hi
Body: Hi...
I thought I'd throw a flirt your way...
you're very cute...
Thanks for the add...
maybe we could get to know each other...
where in Florida are you from?...
~Bobby

This guy (according to the profile atleast) is a deputy sheriff of a county in FL. Wonder if the station knows?

From: Dwain
Date: Jun 18, 2006 8:45 PM
Subject: ummmm
Body: baby
What i would do to lick you all over baby. What is your favored place to be licked.

Would have loved to see the picture that goes with this 45 year old creep. Too bad there was no picture :(

From: david
Date: Jun 19, 2006 11:35 AM
Subject: hello
Body: hey whats up? not much here, my name is david and i am just looking for someone to get naughty with online be it a cam or just naughty letters back and fourth. i have msn adn yahoo messenger and also a cam, so if ur interested drop me a line and we can talk.

From: USMCxDeception
Date: Jun 20, 2006 8:29 AM
Subject: No Subject
Body: hey well sence your not gona write me back lol i was wondering if you had a shot of your ass i mean your boobs are great but im more of a ass and thigh kinda guy and sence you said you like shakin it i ws wondering if i could see what your working with

From: For Real !
Date: Jun 21, 2006 9:13 AM
Subject: Hey girl !
Body: I'll ad you as a friend , but it will cost you ! 1 nude Picture ! send to jr#s#a#e@c###i##########.com

More old pervs!

From: Crazy
Date: Jun 21, 2006 9:18 AM
Subject: Hi
Body: High, my name is Kyle...
I have to say stright off that Phychology kicks ass...for sure... Also, when I read your about you I couldnt help but think about Van Wilder, "Dont take life to seriosly because you will never get out alive" and thats just as sweet as phycology by the way...haha

Well I like to think around those same lines, and I guess I can only hope thats why you added me as a friend..you know?..
But Anywho, how is florida? I have been there once back like 4 years ago, but have never heard of ZEPHYRHILLS before, where abouts is it?

You have awesome taste in movies, I think that those kind of movies that either make you think or make you lauph are defitly my Fav's. I do have a thing for riding movies (dirtbikes and sleds and whatnot) but until recently I had never spent much time watching movies, I definitly have a new found apreciation.

Music is one of the most important things in my life for sure! (that sounds funny though) But I am totally addicted to underground hip-hop..Atmosphere, Eyedea and Abilities, Mr. Ideal Ave, Andre Nickatina, Swollen Members.... But I still listen to almost anything, just not country!..haha The old Green Day is awesome for sure, and bands like Misfits, Sublime, and Offspring are ones that I like too.

Anyways, I guess I will quit typing your eyes off...haha
Talk to you later maybe?

Kyle

Here we have the "life story" man. His profile too is a few pages long.

From: sofia
Date: Jun 28, 2006 10:33 PM
Subject: No Subject
Body: i would like to eat ur pussy juice babe

Hot lesbian action!

From: King Patrick
Date: Jun 27, 2006 9:12 AM
Subject: Hi
Body: Oh finally, a real girl not an ivitation to a porn site! LOL I have gotten 10 of those today! Hi! I'm glad to have you as a friend!!!!! Pat